Grocery List Guru T-Shirts

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Wife to husband with grocery sacks loaded with parrots: 'It distinctly says 'a bunch of carrots,' Al.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

Man sending dog to fetch items...

"You're going to need another obelisk. I thougt of some more stuff to add to the shopping list."

"You forgot to pick up my prescription, didn't you?"

"It was your job to make a grocery list and the only thing you have written down is 'Milk'???"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Alphabet soup