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Domestic Superheroes!!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Unusual Offers

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Friendly bacteria

Biker chopper shopper

WWFood Stores.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.