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Grocery Gurus T-Shirts
Let your grocery guru wear their passion proudly with our fun and stylish t-shirts. Perfect for shopping trips, cooking classes, or cozy days at home—these shirts celebrate their culinary love.
Confusing supermarket moments: salt - now with 50% less salt.
"Forget about the Wizard, guys...these stores have everything!"
Ants shopping
"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"
"This is the amount you have to pay Casanova. This is NOT my phone number."
"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."
"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"
'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'
Man putting ten peas through the 'ten items only' checkout.
Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.
Forgotten something at the supermarket till?
Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls
Boy, the farmers' market has really changed.
'Excuse me sir, but that's my wife...this is your bag of potatoes.'
Yellow Brick Road leads to...Tesco.
'Well, they finally simplified the nutritional information!'
Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.
'They're doing their tests now?
Warning. This cereal is energy-packed.
'Convenience Product Quarterly calls it 'one of a kind...shattering.''
Bulk: Bed and Breakfast $1.50/pound.
Food Pyramid
Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Domestic Superheroes!!
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
Grocery Gurus T-Shirts Collection
Grocery Gurus Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for grocery gurus and bring a dash of humor and charm to their daily routine. Perfect for coffee, tea, or hot cocoa breaks!
Grocery Gurus Pillows
Brighten up their space with playful grocery-themed pillows. Soft, stylish, and perfect for home or kitchen decor.
Grocery Gurus Prints
Find inspiring prints for grocery gurus that add flavor and fun to their culinary spaces, bringing personality and style to their kitchen or pantry area.