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'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Bio fuel bread.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

FDA Ingredients

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

Mathematician Food Fights.

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

Chef's duel.

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.

'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'

"Shortages, higher prices, closings...and they still throw away half their food."

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

"Global egg shortage"

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.