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'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

"Graph of broth"

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

Chess Chef

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

'What would Anthony Bourdain order?'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'