Food Strategy Expert Pillows

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

"Graph of broth"

Chess Chef

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'5 pounds of liver ought to be enough to get your husband to take you out for dinner.'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'