Pet Nutrition Guru Mugs

Mature Cat Formula.

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"It's mouseborn."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Bear eating Nutri-Honey.

Overloaded on Junk Food.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

"This is our new product consultant."

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

'Cut back on red meat!'

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

Dog Food Testing Lab.

English men to have 42 inch waists by 2032. 'This machine is unsuitable for males born after 2021...'

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

"I've taken you off fats, cholesterol, alcohol, sugar, meat and grain. I'm afraid there's nothing left to put you on."

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."