Pet Shop Strategist Gifts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Phew, that was close."

"Works every time."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'