Aquatic Pet Store Owner T-Shirts

"You know very well you don't need that!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'll take this one."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Lap fish..."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I'll take him.'