Aquatic Pet Store Owner Pillows

"You know very well you don't need that!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Cat Show

Leak in the fish tank.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'I'll take him.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'll take this one."

"Pssst. Fake poop."