Pet Shop Owners Pillows

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

Fire at the Petshop

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Dog Nightmares

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Super Dog'

Haute Suture

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.