Pet Shop Enthusiast Pillows

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Take You Home

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Pick me!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

'Bert's dog training.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Love Conquers All

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"