Whimsical Aquarium Owner Pillows

Goldfish Owner.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Shark Chum

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Fish Farm.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Oddly familiar formation.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."