Quirky Aquarist Pillows

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Guide fish.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Shark Chum

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Fish Farm.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Seaside Aquarium

Tropical Cow Tank

Chick Billiard Ball

"Another goldfish...?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."