Quirky Aquarist Prints

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Guide fish.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Shark Chum

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Seaside Aquarium

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Chick Billiard Ball

"Another goldfish...?"

Tropical Cow Tank

How Lawyers Evolved.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'