Aquarist Prints

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

Fishing in the aquarium.

Leak in the fish tank.

Irritable Bowl Syndrome

'How come in nature, the male is usually the pretty one?'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'How's your octopus?'

"It's time to clean the fish tank."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I can't figure if we should keep it a secret or call the world press!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

"Another goldfish...?"

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"He's not very good company... Just stands there all day blowing bubbles!"

Feeding whales fish pellets

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I know it's fake, but that guy still creeps me out!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Tropical Cow Tank

'Timeout! Someone poke Leonard. I don't know if he's dead or just resting between pitches.'

'Put like that I suppose ?16 per pound is rather inflationary.'

Exotic Fish.

'Come and see this,Dad!'

'This aquarium has sections for salt water, fresh water and carbonated bottled water.'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Seaside Aquarium

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Lap fish..."