Avid Aquarist Prints

Carp A Dealin'.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Stop Human Footing

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Seaside Aquarium

"Another goldfish...?"

Tropical Cow Tank

The Threat to the Environment

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

"He put up a decent fight."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.