Avid Aquarist Gifts

Carp A Dealin'.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Stop Human Footing

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Tropical Cow Tank

"Another goldfish...?"

Seaside Aquarium

The Threat to the Environment

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"He put up a decent fight."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'