Fishing Supply Store Owner T-Shirts

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A dog at the bakery.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'll take this one."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Sole traders

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"When did the industry target you for smoking?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"