Fish And Chips Shop Owner T-Shirts

Pauline Hansen - Ex fish and chip shop proprietor and ex Australian politician.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sole traders

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Branding Matters.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Recycling chip fat.

Evolution of Al's fish.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'No! You may not see a menu.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Fruit store

"You were warned, Albert."

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

Fishmonger

'You still have the fish shop then.'

'We're all about options around here.'

'Fish and chips twice!'