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Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Diving Cat.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Platter confusion.

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"This place could use a moat!"

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Mermaid spawning time.

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

French man holding a dish.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Shrimp cook

'I got one this small.'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."