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'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

They were very close.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'