Fish And Chips Fanatic Gifts

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

They were very close.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Carp, per diem.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Origins Of Evolution