Fish & Chips Fanatic Gifts

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Origins Of Evolution

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Carp, per diem.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'