Fish 'n' Chips Lover Gifts

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

I'll have a hamburger.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

Recycling chip fat.

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Nice abs!"

Fisherman with a cocktail snack.

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Day 15 of self-isolation and the urge to comfort eat had never been greater.

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

We all have different ways of coping with rejection,but I find going to bed for five days with 8 kilos of choc chip works for me.

"You were warned, Albert."

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."