Fish 'n' Chips Lover Prints

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I'll have a hamburger.

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Recycling chip fat.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

"Nice abs!"

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Day 15 of self-isolation and the urge to comfort eat had never been greater.

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

They were very close.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

Fisherman with a cocktail snack.

We all have different ways of coping with rejection,but I find going to bed for five days with 8 kilos of choc chip works for me.

"You were warned, Albert."

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

Crisps - flavourings flavour!

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.