Fish & Chips Fanatic Prints

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Carp, per diem.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."