Fish And Chips Lover Gifts

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Be a dear and nip to the chippy will you, love?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'have you been battering fish?'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Mandatory mask use

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."