Fish And Chips Lover Gifts

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Be a dear and nip to the chippy will you, love?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'have you been battering fish?'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

Nuclear power station and ecology

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries