Fish And Chips Enthusiast Gifts

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

'Fish and chips twice!'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"This place could use a moat!"

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Mermaid spawning time.

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Still life with salmon

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

The art of fishing.

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Acme Coffee Co.

The Codfather.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

Wildlife Management.

"It's History, Sociology, Psychology …. but mostly it's a fish story."