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"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

'Fish and chips twice!'

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Mermaid spawning time.

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

Still life with salmon

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

The art of fishing.

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Wildlife Management.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."