Fish And Chips T-Shirts

"You were warned, Albert."

Help for Battered Wives.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

I'll have a hamburger.

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

It's fun being bad with dad.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

Recycling chip fat.

"My chips need more salsa."

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

TUNA SURPRISE $4.95, 'Ah-HA! -- the surprise is that I'M the tuna!'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' 'It's fish.'

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."