Fish And Chips T-Shirts

"You were warned, Albert."

Help for Battered Wives.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I'll have a hamburger.

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"My chips need more salsa."

It's fun being bad with dad.

Recycling chip fat.

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

TUNA SURPRISE $4.95, 'Ah-HA! -- the surprise is that I'M the tuna!'

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' 'It's fish.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'Fish and chips twice!'