Fish And Chips Vendor T-Shirts

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sole traders

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Evolution of Al's fish.

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Recycling chip fat.

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

They were very close.

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'No! You may not see a menu.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"You were warned, Albert."

'You still have the fish shop then.'

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."