Fish 'n' Chips Fanatic Gifts

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

I'll have a hamburger.

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Recycling chip fat.

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Fisherman with a cocktail snack.

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

"You were warned, Albert."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Crisps - flavourings flavour!

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."