Fish 'n' Chips Fanatic Gifts

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I'll have a hamburger.

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

Recycling chip fat.

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Fisherman with a cocktail snack.

"You were warned, Albert."

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Crisps - flavourings flavour!

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'