Fish And Chips Aficionado Gifts

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Diving Cat.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Platter confusion.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"This place could use a moat!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Mermaid spawning time.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Shrimp cook

'I got one this small.'

French man holding a dish.

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Still life with salmon

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."