Fish And Chips Shop Owner Gifts

Pauline Hansen - Ex fish and chip shop proprietor and ex Australian politician.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Sole traders

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Branding Matters.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Evolution of Al's fish.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Recycling chip fat.

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'No! You may not see a menu.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

They were very close.

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

Fruit store

"You were warned, Albert."

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

Fishmonger

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

'You still have the fish shop then.'

'We're all about options around here.'