Fish Store Owner T-Shirts

Piranha on Sale

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Sole traders

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Fish Farm.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Seaside Aquarium

Branding Matters.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Fishmonger runs out of 'Catch and Release' breed.

Recycling chip fat.

Man is fired by fishing rod.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Evolution of Al's fish.

Fish Farming

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Fish Farmer

'No! You may not see a menu.'

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

"I found out I was wild caught but farm raised."

"You know very well you don't need that!"

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'I'm sorry, young lady, we had a run of unlucky fisherman.'

'You still have the fish shop then.'

Fishmonger

Fish farmer with fish bones in his mouth.

'This sounds promising... 'Help wanted: Live Bait'...'

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

'We're all about options around here.'

'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'