
'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'
Start their day with a laugh or a nod to their passion with our fishing-themed mugs. Perfect for store owners who appreciate a good pun or a memorable fishing quote.
'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'
"What you call tricks I call humiliations."
"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"
"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."
"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"
'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'
Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.
'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'
Leak in the fish tank.
Fluffy explains her string theory.
Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'
'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'
'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'
A dog at the bakery.
Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.
'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'
"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."
"Pssst. Fake poop."
"I'll take this one."
"This aquarium is such a nice prison."
'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'
Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
"When did the industry target you for smoking?"
'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'
"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."
Pampered Pets.
Sole traders
"Dog toys are really getting high tech."
'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'
"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"
Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.
Pet Store: Clown Fish.
'Gotta go - business is hopping
"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"
Check out our cozy pillows featuring fishing themes—perfect for adding fun and comfort to their workspace or home.
Decorate their shop or office with our humorous fishing prints, blending artistry and a love for the sport in every piece.
Discover witty fishing-themed t-shirts that match the passion and personality of any store owner with a love for the outdoors.