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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog Walking Services

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

A man and his dog

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'