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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

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"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

The brain of a dog.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

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"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

When Pugs dream.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'