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'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Foster failure"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Bathing the dog

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

"She's a miniature."

A Tit for Tat.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'