Daycare Worker T-Shirts

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

Head Start Nursery.

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'The child is very illogical'

'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Still having problems finding day care?'

N-Tech Laboratories - Day Care Centre (with mice and children inside).

Concerned about the quality of her son's day care center, Melissa goes undercover.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'She won't be happy until we all join her stupid 12-step program.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Wow! You've digitised your children...'

Babies

"So...what are you in for?"

A Tit for Tat.

Laboratory day care centre staffed by mice.

Little Old Lady Day Care

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"I want to know if you have nightcare. I work graveyard."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

'He spelled a naughty word with the alphabet blocks.'