Pet Fish Parent Gifts

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"