Pet Fish Owner Gifts

How their world views have changed over time.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Wave to the Goldfish!

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Look, the great being is taking Gunther to heaven.'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog Nightmares

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Haute Suture

'Super Dog'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'