Pet Fish Owner Gifts

How their world views have changed over time.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Wave to the Goldfish!

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Look, the great being is taking Gunther to heaven.'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”