Pet Fish Aficionado Gifts

'This wide, wonderful world you promised is making me dizzy!'

Do you like your bonus?

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Welcome to the Team

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Diving Cat.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.