Pet Fish Aficionados Gifts

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He was a sea rescue."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

"Lap fish..."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fishing Boat Derby

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"It's my helper trout!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"