Pet Fish Lover Gifts

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Relax, I’m just doing the backstroke.

Social Networking .

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"