Pet Fish Sympathizer Gifts

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

How their world views have changed over time.

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Snub Marine

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.