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All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Been waiting long?'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fido and Fifi

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

being watched over his shoulder

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'