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"The service here is terrible."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"You keep impeccable time."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Fido and Fifi

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Litter.

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Polly want a cracker?

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Teenager.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

"Could be worse."