Pet Feeder Mugs

"The service here is terrible."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"You keep impeccable time."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Fido and Fifi

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

Litter.

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

Polly want a cracker?

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Chef feeds birds from bench.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

Reigning cats and dogs.

Poe at the Park

'Teenager.'

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"By any chance do you have brioche?"